I'm not so vain and presumptuous to believe that anyone but my mother would care to read my whole tedious life story (now that I think about it, she probably wouldn't sit through it either), but hopefully a few little snippets won't send you scurrying to the exit and will give you a better idea of what I'm like.

Clicking the Continue button on each page will take you through these vignettes in order. If you would prefer to skip around, go to the Chapter Menu for a list of what's here.